Firstly, a happy Saint Andrew’s Day to all of the Scottish readers here at The Canery. More importantly perhaps, Now is the time! Christmas is fast approaching. What better way to show your adult partner your hitherto secret desires than by giving them a rattan cane or good Scottish leather tawse as a gift? At this time of year, you can always treat it as a jokey present! Or blame a friend for suggesting it as a gift. It’s probably the only time of year you can get away with such a light-hearted approach. Do it now! If you get a negative reaction, you can always dismiss it as a joke…it didn’t cost much, it wasn’t serious, Santa must have left it, I’ll throw it away, etc. I don’t recommend the latter, of course. Just save it for a rainy day…
Please don’t blame me if you end up with a sore bottom as one of your gifts! If you get a favourable reaction, it may be sub or it may be dom! Or it may be somewhere between the two! Your mileage may vary, as they say.
Posted by Rod Cayenne
This is a revised version of a post from Christmas 2011