For the season of goodwill to all men…
Now is the time! Christmas is fast approaching. What better way to show your adult partner your hitherto secret desires than by giving them a rattan cane as a gift? At this time of year, you can always treat it as a jokey present! Or blame a friend for suggesting it as a gift. It’s probably the only time of year you can get away with such a light-hearted approach. Do it now! Yes, right now! If you get a negative reaction, you can always dismiss it as a joke…it didn’t cost much, it wasn’t serious, Santa must have left it, I’ll throw it away, etc. I don’t recommend the latter, of course. Just save it for a rainy day…or a snowy day…or a lockdown day.
You can find these implements all over the net. The two fine canes in the picture came from a firm called Quality Control here in England, but other suppliers are available! You could try an auction site, for example.
Please don’t blame me if you end up with a sore bottom as one of your gifts! If you get a favourable reaction, it may be sub or it may be dom! Or it may be somewhere between the two! Your mileage may vary, as they say.
Update for 2021: I repeat this post every year as the festive season approaches. This year I’m doing it a little earlier than usual. That’s because I read somewhere that in the UK (and possibly elsewhere) supply side difficulties may mean a shortage of canes this year! Now, that’s what I call a disaster! After last year’s dull Christmas, I’m sure we could all do with a more exciting holiday. So don’t delay, get those orders in today. Please don’t be tempted to panic buy – we don’t want artificial shortages. Six of the best for any hoarders!
Posted by Rod Cayenne
This is a revised version of a post from years and years ago.
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