May Is International Masturbation Month

Just a quickie reminder again that May is National Masturbation Month!  Make sure you do your bit to celebrate this month.  I found out about it via a comment on the excellent Hermione’s Heart blog.  The comment was from Ronnie, who also runs a great spanking blog, called Heart And Soul.

National Masturbation Month started in the US, but it seems to be taking hold everywhere. It is now sometimes referred to as International Masturbation Month.

It was founded in 1995 by Good Vibrations, a sex toy retailer.  This was done as a protest about the firing of America’s first African-American Surgeon General, Joycelyn Elders.  She was sacked for  advocating the teaching of masturbation in sex education classes.  She was a victim of bigots.  You can read more at the wiki.

Almost everyone enjoys a little masturbation now and then, so grab yourself a piece of the action. Indeed, why not celebrate now as you read the kinky stories here at The Canery?

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Comments welcome

Once Again Dear Friends – For England And For St. George!

Today is St. George’s Day.  I ask readers to join me in celebration of England and of St. George, the nation’s patron saint.  We must celebrate all that makes England great, from tea to curry to caning!  Scotland has the tawse, Ireland has the strap, but the cane is what makes us proud to be English!  Bottoms up!

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Posted by Rod

This is a repeat of an old piece

Comments welcome

Christmas Shopping 2016

Firstly, a happy Saint Andrew’s Day to all of the Scottish readers here at The Canery.  More importantly perhaps, Now is the time!  Christmas is fast approaching.  What better way to show your adult partner your hitherto secret desires than by giving them a rattan cane or good Scottish leather tawse as a gift?   At this time of year, you can always treat it as a jokey present!  Or blame a friend for suggesting it as a gift.  It’s probably the only time of year you can get away with such a light-hearted approach.  Do it now!  If you get a negative reaction, you can always dismiss it as a joke…it didn’t cost much, it wasn’t serious, Santa must have left it, I’ll throw it away, etc.  I don’t recommend the latter, of course.  Just save it for a rainy day…

Please don’t blame me if you end up with a sore bottom as one of your gifts!  If you get a favourable reaction, it may be sub or it may be dom!  Or it may be somewhere between the two!  Your mileage may vary, as they say.

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Posted by Rod Cayenne

This is a revised version of a post from Christmas 2011

Comments welcome!

Love Our Lurkers Day 2016

Oh ho, it’s that time of year again!  Yes, Friday 18th November is annual Love Our Lurkers Day!  Well over 100 spanking blogs are expected to participate in this fun event  The idea is for readers who have never posted a comment to take the plunge.  Just say hi or leave some feedback about the blog, spanking in general,  or whatever.  Cum on you virgins! 😉  Thanks to Bonnie and Hermione for organising this special day.  

 Comments are here!

American Independence Day

Ah, the good old USA!  Yes, the Americans got their independence from dear old Blighty, but then they got the paddle instead of the cane!  Very few of them will know the stinging pain and the sexual thrill that only the cane can give.  If only they knew what they were missing…

 

Bottoms up!  Let’s see some stars and stripes!

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Posted by Rod Cayenne around about the 4th July.  This is a revised version of an earlier post.

Underpants by Primark, canes from under the bed

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Five Years Of Caning

Hello there, this is your host and webmaster Rod Cayenne.  I’m posting to celebrate 5 years of The Canery!  That’s an awful lot of very sore bottoms!

Things have been a little difficult since the site lost its muse Jonathan, who always encouraged me to keep the site bisexual rather than to specialise in a more limited genre, e.g. Male/Male only.  He also inspired many of my earlier stories, and took a lot of the photos I’ve used.  Latterly, I have removed the bare flesh pictures from the site.  This was a bit of paranoia, as I didn’t want the site to be taken down.  It’s possible that a few of the more tasteful pictures may return in time.

There have been some very generous authors who have allowed me to share their stories at The Canery.  Big thanks to Charles Hamilton the Second, Baddlad17, Loki Daarksong, sukemnsee, Barry Spockings, David Stewart, Joelstrap, Macstrap, Fred Spankmanbare, Steveman and 11plus.  I’d like also to thank Jim for inspiring many of my newer stories, and the Junior Masters series in particular.  I must thank all of you loyal readers of the site.  Thanks also to the many readers who comment on the posts.  Special thanks to Pete, Peter, Push, Geoff, Tim and Gerry.  I’ve made some very good friends along the way.  Thank you all.

So what does the future hold?  Well, I hope to keep the site going as it’s brought a lot of pleasure to a lot of people over the years.  In the immediate future, there’s another excellent and hot story from Charles Hamilton the Second and then one from me.  I haven’t written much lately but I hope to contribute regularly once again.  Events, dear boy, events.

Bottoms up!

Rod x x x x x x

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May is International Masturbation Month

This is just a quickie, a short holding piece to remind you that May is International Masturbation Month!  Make sure you do your bit to celebrate this month.  I found out about it a few years ago via a comment on the excellent Hermione’s Heart blog.  The comment was from Ronnie, who also runs a great spanking blog, called Heart And Soul.

National Masturbation Month started in the US, but it seems to be taking hold everywhere. It is now sometimes referred to as International Masturbation Month. It was founded in 1995 by Good Vibrations, a sex toy retailer.  This was done as a protest about the firing of America’s first African-American Surgeon General, Joycelyn Elders.  She was sacked for  advocating the teaching of masturbation in sex education classes.  She was a victim of bigots.  You can read more at the wiki.

Almost everyone enjoys a little masturbation now and then, so grab yourself a piece of the action. Indeed, why not celebrate now as you read the kinky stories here at The Canery?

___________)

Posted by Rod, originally written years ago

Comments welcome

Once Again My Friends – For England And For St. George!

Today is St. George’s Day.  I ask readers to join me in celebration of England and of St. George, the nation’s patron saint.  We must celebrate all that makes England great, from tea to curry to caning!  Scotland has the tawse, Ireland has the strap, but the cane is what makes us proud to be English!  Bottoms up!

___________)

Posted by Rod

Comments welcome

Merry Christmas 2015!

A very happy Christmas to all readers!  I hope you enjoy your Yuletide celebrations, especially if they include a bit of bottom warming.  Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!

A new story will appear here very shortly.   It may well be the long-awaited Part 4 of the “Junior Masters” Trilogy!  In the meantime, my M/F and F/M Christmas story “Unmentionable Christmas” from 2013 is still available to read free at http://www.thespankinglibrary.org/  or in the “One Last Christmas” collection, one of the Christmas anthology downloads.  That story won’t be appearing here on The Canery blog…  

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Posted by Rod

Picture © by Jonathan, R.I.P.

Reminder – Christmas Shopping

Now is the time! Christmas is fast approaching. What better way to show your adult partner your hitherto secret desires than by giving them a rattan cane as a gift? At this time of year, you can always treat it as a jokey present! Or blame a friend for suggesting it as a gift. It’s probably the only time of year you can get away with such a light-hearted approach. Do it now! If you get a negative reaction, you can always dismiss it as a joke…it didn’t cost much, it wasn’t serious, Santa must have left it, I’ll throw it away, etc. I don’t recommend the latter, of course. Just save it for a rainy day…

Please don’t blame me if you end up with a sore bottom as one of your gifts! If you get a favourable reaction, it may be sub or it may be dom! Or it may be somewhere between the two! Your mileage may vary, as they say.

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Posted by Rod Cayenne

Canes by Quality Control 

This is a revised version of a post from Christmas 2011

Comments welcome!