May is International Masturbation Month!

Just a quickie reminder again that May is National Masturbation Month!  Make sure you do your bit to celebrate this month.  I found out about it via a comment on the excellent Hermione’s Heart blog.  The comment was from Ronnie, who also runs a great spanking blog, called Heart And Soul.

National Masturbation Month started in the US, but it seems to be taking hold everywhere. It is now sometimes referred to as International Masturbation Month or Masturbate-a-thon.

It was founded in 1995 by Good Vibrations, a sex toy retailer.  This was done as a protest about the firing of America’s first African-American Surgeon General, Joycelyn Elders.  She was sacked for  advocating the teaching of masturbation in sex education classes.  She was a victim of bigots.  You can read more at the wiki.

Almost everyone enjoys a little masturbation now and then, so grab yourself a piece of the action.  If you’re stuck indoors with a prudish partner, just enjoy a quickie in the toilet with the door firmly bolted.  Indeed, why not celebrate now as you read the kinky stories here at The Canery?

___________)

Comments welcome – please use link at the top of this piece.

American Independence Day

Ah, the good old USA!  Yes, the Americans got their independence from dear old Blighty, but then they got the paddle instead of the cane!  Very few of them will know the stinging pain and the sexual thrill that only the cane can give.  If only they knew what they were missing…

 

Bottoms up!  Let’s see some stars and stripes!

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Posted by Rod Cayenne around about the 4th July.  This is a revised version of an earlier post.

Underpants by Primark, canes from under the bed.

Comments welcome – comments are here.

Love Our Lifestyle

Today, and just for one day let us take a break from the stories here.  Let’s all visit all of the spanking blogs listed in the right hand column of this page and leave a comment on their blog.

For today is annual “Love Our Lifestyle” day.  A day to encourage spankos and spanking bloggers and readers everywhere to mix and mingle and celebrate this thing that we do.  Read more about the idea and the day at Hermione’s delightful blog.  Bottoms up!

Comments are here…

Christmas Shopping 2021

For the season of goodwill to all men… 

Now is the time!  Christmas is fast approaching.  What better way to show your adult partner your hitherto secret desires than by giving them a rattan cane as a gift?   At this time of year, you can always treat it as a jokey present!  Or blame a friend for suggesting it as a gift.  It’s probably the only time of year you can get away with such a light-hearted approach.  Do it now!  Yes, right now!  If you get a negative reaction, you can always dismiss it as a joke…it didn’t cost much, it wasn’t serious, Santa must have left it, I’ll throw it away, etc.  I don’t recommend the latter, of course.  Just save it for a rainy day…or a snowy day…or a lockdown day.

You can find these implements all over the net.  The two fine canes in the picture came from a firm called Quality Control here in England, but other suppliers are available!  You could try an auction site, for example.

Please don’t blame me if you end up with a sore bottom as one of your gifts!  If you get a favourable reaction, it may be sub or it may be dom!  Or it may be somewhere between the two!  Your mileage may vary, as they say.

Update for 2021: I repeat this post every year as the festive season approaches.  This year I’m doing it a little earlier than usual.  That’s because I read somewhere that in the UK (and possibly elsewhere) supply side difficulties may mean a shortage of canes this  year!  Now, that’s what I call a disaster!  After last year’s dull Christmas, I’m sure we could all do with a more exciting holiday.  So don’t delay, get those orders in today.  Please don’t be tempted to panic buy – we don’t want artificial shortages.  Six of the best for any hoarders!

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Posted by Rod Cayenne

This is a revised version of a post from years and years ago.

Comments welcome.  Comments are here, or use the link at top of this item.

Ten Years Of Caning

 

Your host, Rod Cayenne, remembers…

On June 11th 2011, I launched The Canery as somewhere to post my caning stories.  That’s ten years of very hot and sore bottoms!  The first story posted was Again And Again, a Male/Female and Female/Male story.  It was very short in length and a bit so-so, but I was soon posting follow-ups, including the first ever caning fiction story I wrote, A Day In The Woods, a decidedly Male/Male tale, which had originally appeared on a Yahoo Group.   In those days, I was guided, encouraged and cajoled by my very close friend Jonathan. 

Sadly, he passed away a few years ago, but I will never forget him.   He was my mentor, muse and mate.  He had a heart of gold, RIP.

I promised Jonathan that I’d keep The Canery bisexual.  I’m not sure why he insisted on that, as he was very much a gay man.  I’ve retained the policy out of respect for him, although in truth most of the stories I post nowadays are Male/Male.  Gradually, I’ve received a lot of guest authors’ stories.  They are a true highlight of The Canery.  At the risk of messing up the site search functionality, I’m going to list the recent guest authors: Joelstrap, Baddlad17, sukemnsee, Clifton Castigo, Charles Hamilton II and David Stewart.  Thank you all.  But I’m truly grateful for all sorts of contributions I’ve received – stories, comments, pictures, emails and messages of support.  Thank you everyone.  Without your input there would be no site.

I need to thank WordPress too, for hosting my site and providing the software, and all free of charge.  Recently, they have imposed new editor software on users, and I cannot pretend that the changeover has been easy.  Hence, the over-reliance on repeated stories while I got to grips with the new software.  I think I’ve got there now, and normal service has resumed.

Lockdown and the pandemic have presented new challenges.  In March and April 2020, the site “hit” statistics peaked.  The following month, they fell off a cliff!  I guess everyone had other things on their minds.  Now, one year on, the statistics are climbing again, and I think we can all look forward to better times.  Keep safe and well everyone, and get those jabs!

Rod xxxxxx

 

Comments welcome – comments are here.

May is International Masturbation Month!

Just a quickie reminder again that the merry month of May is National Masturbation Month!  Make sure you do your bit to celebrate this month.  I found out about it via a comment on the excellent Hermione’s Heart blog.  The comment was from Ronnie, and she also runs a great spanking blog, called Heart And Soul.

National Masturbation Month started in the US, but it seems to be taking hold everywhere. It is now sometimes referred to as International Masturbation Month or Masturbate-a-thon.

It was founded in 1995 by Good Vibrations, a sex toy retailer.  This was done as a protest about the firing of America’s first African-American Surgeon General, Joycelyn Elders.  She was sacked for  advocating the teaching of masturbation in sex education classes.  She was a victim of bigots.  You can read more at the wiki.

Almost everyone enjoys a little masturbation now and then, so grab yourself a piece of the action. It’s an ideal thing to do in a lockdown.  If you’re stuck indoors with a prudish partner, just enjoy a quickie in the toilet with the door firmly bolted.  Just don’t get caught, or you may get spanked!

Why not celebrate the month now as you read the kinky stories here at The Canery?

___________)

Comments welcome – please use link at the top of this piece.

2021 – Happy New Year!

A message from your host, Rod Cayenne:

Happy New Year to all readers at The Canery! What a dreadful year 2020 was with health worries, lockdowns and not many spankings for a lot of you. Hits at The Canery have been a bit up and down, with a record-breaking April followed by dismal figures for a while. But things are picking up now, and I hope the same will apply in real life very soon. 

Thank you readers for your loyalty during the year.  Grateful thanks to WordPress for hosting the site.  Special thanks to guest authors Joelstrap, Sukemnsee, Clifton Castigo and David Stewart for contributing so many hot and entertaining stories during 2020.  Thanks also to those of you who have commented on the stories.  A brand new story, “Uncle Knows Best” from David Stewart, will appear here on 3rd January 2021. 

Now let us raise a glass and toast the year ahead…

Bottoms Up!

Christmas Shopping 2020

For the season of goodwill to all men… 

Now is the time!  Christmas is fast approaching.  What better way to show your adult partner your hitherto secret desires than by giving them a rattan cane as a gift?   At this time of year, you can always treat it as a jokey present!  Or blame a friend for suggesting it as a gift.  It’s probably the only time of year you can get away with such a light-hearted approach.  Do it now!  Yes, right now!  If you get a negative reaction, you can always dismiss it as a joke…it didn’t cost much, it wasn’t serious, Santa must have left it, I’ll throw it away, etc.  I don’t recommend the latter, of course.  Just save it for a rainy day…or a snowy day…or a lockdown day.

You can find these implements all over the net.  The two fine canes in the picture came from a firm called Quality Control here in England, but other suppliers are available!  You could try an auction site, for example.

Please don’t blame me if you end up with a sore bottom as one of your gifts!  If you get a favourable reaction, it may be sub or it may be dom!  Or it may be somewhere between the two!  Your mileage may vary, as they say.

___________)

Posted by Rod Cayenne

This is a revised version of a post from years and years ago.

Comments welcome, please use the link at top of this item!

American Independence Day

Ah, the good old USA!  Yes, the Americans got their independence from dear old Blighty, but then they got the paddle instead of the cane!  Very few of them will know the stinging pain and the sexual thrill that only the cane can give.  If only they knew what they were missing…

 

Bottoms up!  Let’s see some stars and stripes!

____________)

Posted by Rod Cayenne around about the 4th July.  This is a revised version of an earlier post.

Underpants by Primark, canes from under the bed.

Comments welcome – please use link at the top of this article.

May is International Masturbation Month!

Just a quickie reminder again that May is National Masturbation Month!  Make sure you do your bit to celebrate this month.  I found out about it via a comment on the excellent Hermione’s Heart blog.  The comment was from Ronnie, who also runs a great spanking blog, called Heart And Soul.

National Masturbation Month started in the US, but it seems to be taking hold everywhere. It is now sometimes referred to as International Masturbation Month or Masturbate-a-thon.

It was founded in 1995 by Good Vibrations, a sex toy retailer.  This was done as a protest about the firing of America’s first African-American Surgeon General, Joycelyn Elders.  She was sacked for  advocating the teaching of masturbation in sex education classes.  She was a victim of bigots.  You can read more at the wiki.

Almost everyone enjoys a little masturbation now and then, so grab yourself a piece of the action. It’s an ideal thing to do in lockdown.  If you’re stuck indoors with a prudish partner, just enjoy a quickie in the toilet with the door firmly bolted.  Indeed, why not celebrate now as you read the kinky stories here at The Canery?

___________)

Comments welcome – please use link at the top of this piece.

Christmas Shopping 2019

For the season of goodwill to all men… 

Now is the time!  Christmas is fast approaching.  What better way to show your adult partner your hitherto secret desires than by giving them a rattan cane as a gift?   At this time of year, you can always treat it as a jokey present!  Or blame a friend for suggesting it as a gift.  It’s probably the only time of year you can get away with such a light-hearted approach.  Do it now!  Yes, right now!  If you get a negative reaction, you can always dismiss it as a joke…it didn’t cost much, it wasn’t serious, Santa must have left it, I’ll throw it away, etc.  I don’t recommend the latter, of course.  Just save it for a rainy day…or a snowy day…

You can find these implements all over the net.  The two fine canes in the picture came from a firm called Quality Control here in England, but other suppliers are available!  You could try an auction site, for example.

Please don’t blame me if you end up with a sore bottom as one of your gifts!  If you get a favourable reaction, it may be sub or it may be dom!  Or it may be somewhere between the two!  Your mileage may vary, as they say.

___________)

Posted by Rod Cayenne

This is a revised version of a post from years and years ago.  Oh yes…

Comments welcome, please use the link at top of this item!

May Is International Masturbation Month!

Just a quickie reminder again that May is National Masturbation Month!  Make sure you do your bit to celebrate this month.  I found out about it via a comment on the excellent Hermione’s Heart blog.  The comment was from Ronnie, who also runs a great spanking blog, called Heart And Soul.

National Masturbation Month started in the US, but it seems to be taking hold everywhere. It is now sometimes referred to as International Masturbation Month.

It was founded in 1995 by Good Vibrations, a sex toy retailer.  This was done as a protest about the firing of America’s first African-American Surgeon General, Joycelyn Elders.  She was sacked for  advocating the teaching of masturbation in sex education classes.  She was a victim of bigots.  You can read more at the wiki.

Almost everyone enjoys a little masturbation now and then, so grab yourself a piece of the action. Indeed, why not celebrate now as you read the kinky stories here at The Canery?

___________)

This is a repeat of a posting from 2015.  Comments welcome